People who drive the Toyota Prius are Tools.

The Toyota Prius. A vehicle supposedly designed to provide outstanding gas mileage and low CO2 Emissions, instead just another trendy vehicle for hipster and upper middle class sycophants to feel better about themselves while they sip on cafe lattes. In Scottsdale alone I must see about 300-400 hundred of these dung beetles fashion statements a day, so that's about 7 in every 10 cars in traffic. It wouldn't really bother me that much except that I read this little number: In July 2007 the The New York Times[61] published an article using data from CNW Marketing Research finding that 57% of Prius buyers said their main reason for buying was that "it makes a statement about me.", while just 36% cited fuel economy as a prime motivator. So maybe all you fakes can hide behind your guise of global conservation and gas pump frugalness, but we all know you're just tools in line with the same testosterone meat heads that drive Hummers.
Here's a picture in case you're blind.