Everyone by now knows I hate working in offices, so I've determined that I want to be a television wildlife expert. The catch is though, I won't actually move to some foreign land, playing hopscotch with monkeys. Instead I'll work in Scottsdale.Yesterday, during a break, I was keeping it real in my office parking lot, when this sucker peeked his or her pretty little head out -
It's a fox squirrel. I can just set up a camera and film squrrils in company parking structures. I'll have an indistinguable foreign accent, a black jumpsuit...and I'll have an eye patch, because that's badass. Oh yea oh yea and a bandolier too. I'll have a sidekick as well. Like a hunchback or something like that. It'll be pretty killer. I'll call it Urban Squirrel Hunters. The best clips of Squirrils you've never seen in Scottsdale. Here's the first photo tell me what you think.
Can you see it? No? Oh that's because I need more megapixels in my phone first.But still!! It's a work in progress jerks!As for Korea. Fuck Korea.
